User blog:Sonicmasher/Mixel's Pet (Parody of Teacher's Pet)

Jawg as Spot/Scott

Chomly as Leonard

????? as Mary Lou

????? as Leslie

Blazer (Flain's talking pet bird) as Pretty Boy

Thorny (Footi's talking pet cat) as Mr. Jolly

and more!

Chomly: You're still in bed?! Get up! You don't wanna be late for the last day of school, do you?!

Jawg: And ruin my perfect attendance record?! I don't think so!

(Jumps out of bed)

Jawg: C'mon let's go!

Blazer: Pants?

Jawg: Check!

Thorny: Shirt?

Jawg: Check!

Blazer: Tail?

Jawg: Tucked!

Thorny: Splinters?

Jawg: Plucked!

Blazer: Glasses not scuffed?

Jawg: Ooh, a Cheeto Puff!

(Eats the cheeto puff)

B&T: Chow?

Jawg: Demolished!

B&T: Apple?

Jawg: Polished! World, here I come! Ha!

''Born on the wrong end of the leash, I was a deamer! And, a little schemer! A simple mutt living a dog's life, but the bell for school would make make drool! 'Til I came up with this clever ploy! Which is to say dressing like a boy! Now, he thinks he can take other pets a peg down! Hey, I'm a dog who's learned to keep his leg down! I wanna be a boy! He's so over just being rover! I gotta be a boy! This Mixel's Pet thinks that he's a boy! He da bomb! He's a regular whiz kid! Yeah, but... Hey, that's how it is, kid! Now that summer's here, you'll be a dog like any other! Chomly, haven't you always wanted a brother? I wanna have a dog! Hey, I'm off the leash now! He's eating quiche now! I gotta be a boy! A boy and nothing but a boy! Nothing but a boy! Don't you think you're stretching? Quit your kvetching! Gotta be a boy! Jawg, you can fake it, but you'll never be a boy! But soft, could what he says be true? Is this really just a phase I'm going through? I sure hope so! Shall I go back to serving man? Eat wholesome dinners from a can? Who needs french and scoring goals? C'mon, let's bark and dig some holes! UNDER CONSTRUCTION. MY HANDS ARE TIRED.''