Annoying Mixel: Lowercase g/Transcript

(The title card is shown)

Booger: (offscreen) Mixel, Mixel, Mixel, Mixel, Mixel.

(The screen cuts to Booger)

Booger: What rhymes with Booger? Hmmmmm...

(The screen cuts to Jeremy Carcaterra placing Lowercase g on the counter)

Lowercase g: Hey hey, watch the tail, bud! It took me months to get it to look like this!

Booger: Whoa, What are you?

Lowercase g: Oh hey. I'm a Gecko.

Booger: What? You don't look like a Dinosaur.

Lowercase g: Well I'm-I'm not. I'm an Gecko.

Booger: (Chuckles) Why the long tail? (Laughs)

Lowercase g: That's rude. I'm a Gecko

Booger: You're a half-dinosaur. Like a dinosaur crossed with a iguana. (laughing)

Lowercase g: No, that's not how it works.

Booger: What with those pencils on your butt?

Lowercase g: That's my tail.

Booger: Oh, so it's a male?

Lowercase g: Male?

Booger: Pale.

Lowercase g: What?

Booger: Male. Pale.

Lowercase g: Yes, that-that's what I said. What-What are you doing?

Booger: Male rhymes with Pale! (laughs)

Lowercase g: OK, stop.

Booger: So does kale, and trail, mail...

Lowercase g: OK, stop, that's getting really annoying.

Boogwr: ...Dale, Sail, Rail...

Lowercase g: Stop, stop, stop!

(Booger laughs)

Lowercase g: You know what else rhymes with tail? Fail, and it looks like you're very familiar with it, baldy!

(record scratches)

Booger: Wow, you really are a dinosaur.

Lowercase g: I am not! I'm a gecko! I'm not even related! I don't go extinct…

Booger: You're a dinosaur!

Lowercase g: (growls) GOD, YOU ARE SO IRRITATING!

Booger: I'm not irritating, I'm an mixel!

(Lowercase g groans)

Booger: Hey Dinosaur!

Lowercase g: I'm not, talking to you.

Booger: Pencil.

Lowercase g: I already told you this, this is not a pencil.

Booger: No, pencil!

Lowercase g: This is my hair. I spiked 'em up to look cool, and it's something you can't do, because you are...

(Jeremy uses the pencil to violently erase Lowercase g’s tail and flies it over to Booger)

Boogwr: Woah! Look who's the Baldy now!

(Lowercase g screams)

Booger: Gecko? Looks more like Geek-Oh! (laughs) Ow.

(The screen turns black. Then it opens again showing Jeremy put a handwritten lowercase g on a piece of paper on the counter, with Lowercase g as one of them.)

Booger: (laughs)

Lowercase g: Someone please help me.

Booger: Hey lowercase g! I don't mean to Flail, but you're looking worse for wearing! (laughs)

Lowercase g: Booger, you are sick.

Booger: Oh, You know what else rhymes with tail? You do, N as in Nail!

(The screen shifts to reveal N next to Booger.)

N: Leave me out of this.