Two And A Half Nixels (Transcript)

Two And A Half Nixels transcript. UNFINISHED, SCRUBS.

First up
The original version.

Recap
Narrator: Previously...

Nurp: I wanna kiss him and, Holy mixmallows...........

Burnard: Gotcha Mixhole!

Flamzer: YOU MURP MONKEY!

Narrator: What will happen when burnard gets injured? Find out in this Romantic episode of Nurptus!

Nurp: (onscreen) Yeah, he's known to have!

Narrator: I-i'm sorry nurp, messed that up.

Burnard after being injured
Burnard: OW!!! THAT SCHMIXING HURTS!

Niksput: (smiles like The Grinch) Rather, feel, PAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!,

Nurp: Holy Schmixels!!!

(Switches heads.)

Naut: I need to call the Medix for help.(Phone dials)

Surgeo: Hello.

Naut: Is this Dr. Surgeo!

Surgeo: Yes, this is Dr. Surgeo!

Naut: Burnard is being injured by Either Flamzer or Niksput,

Surgeo: I'll come in right away!

Burnard after getting better
Surgeo: There, your pain is fixed now.

Burnard: Thank you, Mr. Surgeo. (Rans off)

Surgeo: You're Welcome, my little patient.

Naut: Flamzer and Niksput.......

Naut: I want a word with you!

Niksput and Flamzer: Yes!

Naut: Remember, What happened earlier.

(Cuts to flashback)

Burnard: OW!!! THAT SCHMIXING HURTS!

Niksput: (smiles like The Grinch) Rather, feel, PAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!,

Nurp: Holy Schmixels!!!

(Cuts to Normal)

Naut: You will Never Ever hurt Any mixels, again

Niksput: Sorry!

Naut: Okay, I will forgive you two, i'm going back to bed.

Burnard after being in bed
Flamzer: Good night, buddy.

Burnard: Good Night, Flamzer.

Flamzer: oh, and i'm really sorry for bullying you, and calling you a murpmonkey, but I know that the right thing to do is to work together!

Burnard: It's okay, flamzer. I forgive you,

Flamzer: Oh well, Good night, Dont let the Nixelbugs bite,

Burnard: (Sleeps)

(End of Act One)

And now,
The pikansanok chibi version. Oh, and this is also unfinished.

Recap
Narrator: Previously...

Nurp: I wanna kill him and, Holy meme...........

Burnard: Gotcha idiot!

Flamzer: YOU MURP MONKEY!

Narrator: What will happen when burnard gets injured? Find out in this creepy episode of Nurptus!

Nurp: (onscreen) Yeah, he's known to have!

Narrator: I-I'm sorry nurp, messed that up.

Burnard after being injured
Burnard: OW!!! THAT HURTS!

Niksput: ...

Nurp: Holy memes!!!

(Switches heads.)

Naut: I need to call the Medix for help.(Phone dials)

Surgeo: Hello.

Naut: Is this Dr. Surgeo!

Surgeo: Yes, this is Dr. Surgeo!

Naut: Burnard is being injured by Either Flamzer or Niksput,

Surgeo: I'll come in right away!

Burnard after getting better
Surgeo: There, your pain is fixed now.

Burnard: Thank you, Mr. Surgeo. (Rans off)

Surgeo: You're Welcome, my little patient.

Naut: Flamzer and Niksput.......

Naut: I want a word with you!

Niksput and Flamzer: Yes!

Naut: Remember, What happened earlier.

(Cuts to flashback)

Burnard: OW!!! THAT HURTS!

Niksput: ...

Nurp: Holy memes!!!

(Cuts to Normal)

Naut: You will Never Ever hurt Any mixels, again

Niksput: Sorry!

Naut: Okay, I will forgive you two, I'm going back to bed.

Burnard after being in bed
Flamzer: Good night, buddy.

Burnard: Good Night, Flamzer.

Flamzer: oh, and I'm really sorry for bullying you, and calling you a murp monkey, but I know that the right thing to do is to work together!

Burnard: It's okay, flamzer. I forgive you,

Flamzer: Oh well, Good night, Dont let the Deathbugs bite,

Burnard: (Sleeps)

(End of Act One)